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Movies....Seaside
Rock.....Bunter....Tippler....Top
Totty...Zercon
Mercedes....Gig Guide....Val the Viking
Sign spotted in an office: AFTER TEA-BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD This one spotted in a second hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES And a message on a leaflet: IF YOU CAN'T READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS Finally, a sign on a loo in a London office block: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW... |
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